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richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

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rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

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unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

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chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

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prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

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neon-vagina:

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ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

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bingvevo:

they should teach how to take a good selfie in school

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